Nickname: M. Monopole
Status: Pet extraordinaire
Favorite sayings: “Meow!” “Woof!”
Favorite food: Cookies, of course
In the SpongeBob Analogy, she is:
Eta: Tell that to HER.
V8: By the way, she’s gnawing on your shoe.
In 2003 scientists think they saw Magnetic Monopole. NOT! Beware the hand that feeds you…err, beware the bite of the…uh…just don’t make her mad!
In 2009 scientists see an “analogue” of Magnetic Monopole, and they have to look to “spin ice” to do it. “No way!” says Monopoly. “In 2009 Spin Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” was just as lame as Vanilla Ice’s, and neither did well Under Pressure.” [Actually, these quotes sounded like this: meow, meow, woof! bark! hssss! You get the idea.] No spin ice, no dice. No Magnetic Monopole.
TV’s The Big Bang Theory tried to muscle in on the whole Magnetic Monopole thing, but did they look in the right place? “Pshaw,” says Eta, “they were looking at the poles. Silly, Monopoly likes it warm and tropical!” Still, a tv show about physics having an entire episode directed to trying to find our favorite M&M…mmmm, maybe we should even watch it some day.